Slang language/text speak query???

Pilkie

Pilkie

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Hi all.

Can anyone tell me what " s+f " means,stands for :?: ???
Used at the end of a post to sign off with!!
Its probably not used in its correct context,as the TWAT doesnt seem to be able to articulate,spell very well!!
We have whats apparently called a troll on another forum! Dont know who's wound up most! us by him or him being made a mockery of by us!! :wink:
I call him at TOTAL TIMEWASTING TWAT!! myself!! :wink:

Cheers!! Dave
 
Don't know, sorry. But I know what you mean about these people. There was one on the Practical Classics forum, talked loads of rubbish and said he had loads of cars but then when all quite when asked for some photos of them.
 
Thats what this ones like!!
Going on about his great early car!! When he asks for advice,he is given advice and pointers only to call us smartarses and know it alls!!
When asked to post a pic of his car for sale,got all hostile and staring to get personal with members!
Now says he has stripped it and sent the chassis and tub to the crusher!
Wont be long before the webmaster pulls the plug on him!
But it does make for some entertaining reading! :wink:
He is obviously a professional TWAT TROLL!!!!!
 
Does he waffle on about how cool mid 90's Japanese cars are :?: ,

This sounds like OLD SKOOL,doesn't it Richard :roll:
 
hermione149 said:
Does he waffle on about how cool mid 90's Japanese cars are :?: ,

This sounds like OLD SKOOL,doesn't it Richard :roll:
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Yer the guy just did not know when people were pulling he's chain. I think he may have vanished because he's mum called him in for dinner. :LOL: For all the cars he said he had he never posted a picture.
 
Personally when my son uses this sort of thing i look at www.urbandictionary.com - However the answer for this thread is not going to be written in this forum.

You'll find sometimes that there are multiple meanings. I hope that's the case this time.
 
I want to learn how to talk like a manager / HR personnel .IE - come up with long words / phrases that sound good but actually mean nothing
 
DaveHerns said:
I want to learn how to talk like a manager / HR personnel .IE - come up with long words / phrases that sound good but actually mean nothing
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Hi Dave.
I dont know what job you do,but you wouldnt want to lower yourself to their level of incoherent gobbledegook, scientific,technical and theoretical babblings!!
They always want to come across as apparently appearing very clever when they are normally totally stupid and being manipulated by the bigger monkeys/apes up the tree!!
Or the gorilla at the top!!
The answers to most of what they say are dead simple,compared to the way they pose the question/problem,whatever it is!!
Theoretical justification,and technical explanation to baffle the employees into submission, without them being able to reciprocate with a counter arguement,or an alternatively viable proposition or suggestion, is paramount in the make up of a pen pushing manager, who normally plagiarize propositions put forward for considoration from the employees anyway!!
So basically its as simple as " if you/we do this,that happens!!!
We dont need to know,"but for some reason they think we do!!" "its probably to justify their existence!", the ins and outs of what,why, when ,which,how,if,would, happens in between!! :roll: ??
OH!!!!!!!!My brain hurts!!!!! :shock:
I just had a bad flashback to when I once was one,an area manager for an international company toboot!!! :twisted:
My apologies to any workers who knew me then!! :oops:
Damned glad I now clock on and off and drive and deliver all day!! :wink:
Now when I get dragged into group meetings,I tend to try to look sort of interested, but my brain is normally thinking about what job to do on the cars this weekend! :wink: :LOL:
And they dont like it if I open my mouth :wink:
As most of the time they go "UMM??ERR?? We will get back to you on that!!"
Never get an answer!!
I need a lie down now!!
CLICK!! Brains off.
 
Summed up our HR very well !
We have a plain English policy but they come out with words like "functionality " and " scaleability " and the old chestnuts like "thinking out of the box "
Ask them a yes/no question and they're stumped
 
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