If all else fails you can park it overnight outside my old house in Barnet.
In the morning, the boot will be popped and all 4 doors open. You may also have lost the wheels as well.
Unfortunately, I’m speaking from experience.
The owner declined to get them back fearing reprisals.
I came out one morning and found the car open and the steering wheel missing.....
That made for an interesting drive to work.
Harvey,
Please tell me this wasn’t you:
Motorist intercepted driving car with no steering wheel and a bizarre seat
You should be on the stage.Was he worried they'd take offence
Harvey,
Please tell me this wasn’t you:
Motorist intercepted driving car with no steering wheel and a bizarre seat