Custody

Hensen1954

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A 7 year old boy was at the centre of a courtroom drama yesterday when he challenged a court ruling over who should have custody of him. The boy has a history of being beaten by his parents and the judge initially awarded custody to his aunt, in keeping with the child custody law and regulations requiring that family unity be maintained to the highest degree possible.

The boy surprised the court when he proclaimed that his aunt beat him more than his parents and he adamantly refused to live with her. When the judge suggested that he live with his grandparents, the boy cried out that they also beat him. After considering the remainder of the immediate family and learning that domestic violence was apparently a way of life among them, the judge took the unprecented step of allowing the boy to propose who should have custody of him.

After two recesses to check legal references and confer with the child welfare officials, the judge granted temporary custody to the England Football Team, whom the boy firmly believes are not capable of beating anyone!
 
Oh Gee - you sucked me in there
Well done
At least he wasn't being bitten by his aunt
 
Here I go getting into trouble. Shouldn't the English football team be replaced by the English cricket team? -- Just a thought. [now where are those ashes?] :roll:
 
i think you'll find the ashes are at lords cricket ground.
the english cricket team may have just lost at home to sri lanka but it was rather more exciting than watching the football team,.
 
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