great parking

this is what you can do when you are an oap geriatric senile fool the guy was oblivious to the fact that he was parked in the middle of the road and just went about his shopping and feck to anyone else,rich
 

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Rich, it's what happens, I can guarantee that if I go into a car park, I park right out of the way, in the empty bit, so no muppet can open a door onto my car. When I come back my car will still be in the empty bit, but some eejit will have ignored the other 30 empty spaces and parked tight next to my car. Why? did they think it was lonely? Usually to annoy me even more their passenger door is tight to my drivers door, requiring the agility and suppleness of a £1000 hooker to get into my car. AAARGH! :LOL:
 
The Rovering Member said:
You can get supple, agile hookers for less if you haggle........I think. :oops:

a panel of truck drivers would agree with you.



back to the OAP, they bought a Diahatsu, they shouldnt even be allowed a license :mrgreen:
 
Hookers aside, that photo deserves to be sent in to 'youparklikeac*nt.com' (censored for obvious reasons :LOL: )

Will
 
John said:
Rich, it's what happens, I can guarantee that if I go into a car park, I park right out of the way, in the empty bit, so no muppet can open a door onto my car. When I come back my car will still be in the empty bit, but some eejit will have ignored the other 30 empty spaces and parked tight next to my car. Why? did they think it was lonely? Usually to annoy me even more their passenger door is tight to my drivers door, requiring the agility and suppleness of a £1000 hooker to get into my car. AAARGH! :LOL:

We don't get the problem of people parking close to you around here - they just park like this in Meadowhall on the busiest day of the year - not the most popular of people.

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Or this even, though this was in Dorset, not around here

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Be careful when you go shopping. My wife parked her green VW quite sensibly. When we came out with the shopping.

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After several calls over the tannoy in the supermarket, I managed to climb over from the passenger side. Frozen stuff, no longer frozen when we got home - thank you V981 - and FVU too!!

I think it's a good idea to employ seagulls as traffic wardens :D

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Bah, prats alike are spread all over the world. It's a general plague.

Sometimes I miss in my Pathfinder some James Bond 007's devices, as rocket launchers for instance.


Regz
 
Boy, I wish I had some energy left to curse those that cannot even PARK properly - I blow it all on the LOADS of c**** that are still driving.

I never had anything for the "Autobahn" - exept in the Transit, running along with the trucks on the right lane, thats Ok - but it scares the §$%& out of me nowadays !!
It seems like indicators are taxed or banned or something - or are an extra on the &?%$§§ing Audis, BMWs and Mercs that all the $%&/"§"ers drive :!:
They change three and four lanes, cutting and pushing - without ANY indication, of course !!

Mind you, I NEVER had serious trouble with the youngsters in their low/hard, flashy, "tuned" to "Fast´n´Furious"-spec Polos and Bravas ( :LOL: :LOL: :LOL: :!: ) on my Heinkel. It was always - about ten times in five years - 60+guys in 60.000+€-cars, tailgaiting, yelling, cursing, overtaking, cutting me.
Those b§$%%& KNOW the Heinkel from "the days" and should know that it is lame... :twisted: :cry: :? :?: .

Oh, never mind - SORRY ! - I will just enjoy this thread and "youparklikeac*nt" :mrgreen: !!
 
Hahahaha, I find Transexl's post very interesting for two main reasons:

a) I imagine that post translated into German and... well, never heard a swearword in German... for sure it must be very resounding!

b) Here in the South we always think that people in the North are always wiser, more polite, smarter, kinder... This post and some others alike show that it isn't. Stupidity, rudeness and brain shorteness are well spread all over the world no matter the spoken language.


Regz
 
Some epic fails...
 

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Shazzbat said:
Hahahaha, I find Transexl's post very interesting for two main reasons:

a) I imagine that post translated into German and... well, never heard a swearword in German... for sure it must be very resounding!

:LOL: :LOL: :LOL: :LOL: - YES :!: :!: :!: :!:

Shazzbat said:
b) Here in the South we always think that people in the North are always wiser, more polite, smarter, kinder...

... no.
 
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